i literally can not stop laughing
I have tons of homework but funimation said I should be watching
That’s right, placebonacebo, that’s right.
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Hi everyone, you know me as the moderator of http://fuckyeah1990s.tumblr.com a blog I’ve been running for about 3 years about the 1990s. What you may not know is that I also have aspirations of making a horror film. It’s basically a life long dream of mine to make a timeless work of art that transcends the medium forever and cements my place as an artistic genius, both as a tumblr entity and as a filmmaker. It’s just something that I have to do.
I wrote this screenplay, “Killer Party”, its a 73 page screenplay about a group of upper middle class teenagers throwing a party then being murdered by a knife toting maniac throughout the night. In between the murders, theres a love triangle, teen romance, erectile dysfunction, beheading, mean girl fights, alcohol, cursing, drug use, nerds, chicken fingers, 3 blowjob scenes, sex, pizza, a drug fueled monologue about “The Matrix”, and all kinds of teen debauchery. Its also going to be heavily influenced by 1980’s era “Slasher Films”, the type that were played late at night on cable in the 90s. Its basically teen mayhem on screen, you add a psychopathic killer to the mix, a retro 80’s and 90’s aesthetic, and what you have is something that will be very rad. and its funny as hell, I mean, I wrote this. ME. FUCKYEAH1990s. I’m funny as hell.
I’m not sure what is more hilarious about this, the grade school level concept art, the fact that the project creator’s desperation or the fact that he advertises all of this under his blog name like it’s some sort of super respectable brand.
The X-Files pinball table flyer.
The most intense pain in the world is burning yourself on a hot seatbelt buckle
Argh…. I was born in the wrong body…. Everyday I scream because I am Trans…. I must transition…. Argh…..